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The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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#151
Fri, 01/16/2009 - 03:24
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Patch wrote:
He's certainly no skeletor.

fcking legs...
fcking trackstands on geared
fck me i suck

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Fri, 01/16/2009 - 05:15
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i kinda hate that the cannondale is covered with stickers.

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Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:42
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EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."

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Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:08
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Back211 wrote:
Patch wrote:
He's certainly no skeletor.

fcking legs...
fcking trackstands on geared
fck me i suck

Geared trackstands really aren't that hard.

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Fri, 01/16/2009 - 13:35
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antcave wrote:

I'm digging this.

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(04:38:19) MissusTufnel: Omi, stop. I'm going to have to post in the rubbed one out thread.

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First, shouldn't the name of this thread be changed to "tarck as farck"?

Second, I will always think that a 700 rear wheel with a 650 front looks like dogshit.

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Fri, 01/16/2009 - 19:11
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I raced Skeletor once. He couldn't keep up.

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(04:38:19) MissusTufnel: Omi, stop. I'm going to have to post in the rubbed one out thread.

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...I know yer boys, yo look they down with Skeletor...

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Fri, 01/16/2009 - 20:25
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Skeletor rolls deep.

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EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."

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EuroJosh wrote:
...I know yer boys, yo look they down with Skeletor...

Kool Keith was so much cooler with Dan the Automator.

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thurston wrote:

Kool Keith was so much cooler with Ced Gee

ftfy

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artblur wrote:

Them angles is steep... I know it's up on a stand, which makes the seat tube look like it's 90 degrees, but still.

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Sun, 01/18/2009 - 02:11
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My old bikes qualify, Rusty already got my current one.

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artblur wrote:

That's really nice. I love the color scheme.

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i think this is my favorite thread on the forums.

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[quote="johnnyraja"]So, if I'm getting all this, then tarck is about masturbating your friends while wearing High Life bottles on your fingers?[/quote]

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Sun, 01/18/2009 - 23:27
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this one- not in a good way

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pengy's long lost cousin?

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do you think he got the fender first and went from there?

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Is that a timbuk2 strap pad?

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Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:25
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Pengy upgrade.

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Pengé.

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EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."

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EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."

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EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."

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Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:25
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People like their bars so high.

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EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."

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zombie wrote:
People like their bars so high.

well when you're rollin with a b-17 that's pretty much the only option.

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Tue, 01/20/2009 - 13:54
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And it's obvious that folks building riser'd tarck bikes have one thing on their mind-

LONG DISTANCE COMFORT... Function over form, man.

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Elderberry wrote:
And it's obvious that folks building riser'd tarck bikes have one thing on their mind-

WHEELIES & BARSPINZ

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fuck, these bikes are tarck

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zombie wrote:
People like their bars so high.

Perhaps he's a randonneur.

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jacques wrote:
Perhaps he's a randonneur.

Exactly what I was thinkin'. I wonder how long the wait will be for that dynohub arrosp0k everybody's talking about...

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This is my friend Shinya's bridgestone he brought over from japan while he was in the US for school.

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i know for sure that 2 of the bikes in this thread are sacramento based. The hello kitty bike and the cannondale covered in stickers with the ellipse w.s

sacramento tarck is growing.

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esunbaboon wrote:
This is my friend Shinya's bridgestone he brought over from japan while he was in the US for school.

me gusta la rocket ring

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tehtarck wrote:

me gusta la rocket ring

I think that's a Messenger on RDs.

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I <3 wonderbike. Think that brake uses that rim?

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hanjin wrote:
They are hanging up since they can't ride bastard tarck bikes on teh drome.

oh rly?

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I remember that bike. I want to kill that bike.

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[quote="gerund on "menstrual cups""]I'm also not clear on sizing, though I'm pretty sure my vaginal canal size is standard.[/quote] [url=http://velospace.org/node/15895]The Affinity[/url] [url=http://www.myspace.com/thecelltheorem]The Cell Theorem[/url]

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/thread

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what, the US Air Force can't afford a white turbo?

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actually, to be really tarck, it needs that union jack rolls someone's selling on here. tarck isn't about nationality, it's about matchey matchey

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I'd ride the living fuck outta that bike. TT tuck and all.

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