The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread
Either badass or jackass, if they're tarck as fuck, post em here.
(Tbird's idea)
I kinda love this one:
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pleeeze tell me this is real.
i want a dayglo bike.
[color=#BFFFBF][url=http://velospace.org/user/2478]velospace[/url], where you can see tarck and scat road[/color]
I wish there was some system of color coordination to these bikes but there really isn't.
scott, you are an inspiration. - Conor
they are meant to claw out your eyes, why coordinate that kind of thing?
[color=#BFFFBF][url=http://velospace.org/user/2478]velospace[/url], where you can see tarck and scat road[/color]
Because I am a dork for color coordiantion. Like if the green bike had orange wheels, and the pink bike has green wheels, and the orange bike has pink wheels. I geek out about that kind of stuff.
scott, you are an inspiration. - Conor
I'm with you there. I think i said it before.
If they had four monochromatic bikes and just swapped parts that would be mega badass.
I would love some crazy complicated theme of swapping the parts. Even with 4 colors and 3 bikes I think it could be done extremely well but eh. The bikes still look amazing as is.
scott, you are an inspiration. - Conor
I love those bikes.
Love.
It's what I feel in my heart.
Your bike sucks and we have a team of experts working around the clock to prove it. ~SuperVillain Easy Spoke Length Calc: http://houseof3d.com/pete/applets/wheel/appwheel.html
oh nooooo
[quote=crushfaygodestroy]Sorry bro. I'm working on typing without looking at the keys and I miss the numbers from time to time. I'm kind of new to computers..[/quote]
i like
you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to out internet me! - littlbear
Shut it ho.
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damn!!! those are fucking sexy
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
stop posting pictures of me.
scott, you are an inspiration. - Conor
tarckfarthing?
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
omg omg omg I want I want I want.
scott, you are an inspiration. - Conor
That trio of monstrosities rocks, but just for the record: shants did it first, shants did it best.
Three years ago, I got angry at the mountain. I climbed it 38 times in two months. - Jure Robič
where do you get like a 94 spoke hub?
[quote="Rusty Piton"]I wanna punch that guy in the dick.[/quote] [quote="doofo"]too bad it wasnt both arms pigeon kicker[/quote]
Memories
haha mem- reee! fall asleep in the mooon liiiight...
[color=#BFFFBF][url=http://velospace.org/user/2478]velospace[/url], where you can see tarck and scat road[/color]
is that a fixed tri bike?
No just a fixed shit bike.
those neon bikes are fukcing retaarded.
Eliminate the weak... and by weak I mean flip flop wearing motherfuckers. -rabbit magic
Is that in Santa Cruz? I hear there's a dude there riding around a pennyfarthing like it's his whole identity.
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There is a place that will build them custom for you for about a grand that is down around there.
scott, you are an inspiration. - Conor
it's brakeless.
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of course penny-farthings are tarcker then most tarckbikes.
scott, you are an inspiration. - Conor
as evrything should be :)
Damn right. When I get a car i'm gonna take those brakes off first fucking thing. Fuck people who can't even operate their vehicles well enough to not use BRAKES.
^^good thinking.
better pop off the seatbelts too.
there only gonna slow you down.
cars?
seriously?
nope, theres no streets that wide out there.
-j
I don't think that qualifies as tarck, just ugly as fuck (maybe the jackass thread if it ain't already there).
Personally I fucking love that shitty carbon bike. Raw as fuck.
(I wouldn't ride it as far as I could throw it tho.)
"just natty fabbing my way though life and giving the haters something to suck on." -walrus
That last one is fucking sick.
Post up your bike rusty.
more love for the GT here.
Practical jokes are like regular jokes, only with panniers. ~bikesnob
I know it's gears, but still tarck as fuck.
Your bike sucks and we have a team of experts working around the clock to prove it. ~SuperVillain Easy Spoke Length Calc: http://houseof3d.com/pete/applets/wheel/appwheel.html
ROBOT!!!
Your bike sucks and we have a team of experts working around the clock to prove it. ~SuperVillain Easy Spoke Length Calc: http://houseof3d.com/pete/applets/wheel/appwheel.html
this thread is gonna be great
[quote="Rusty Piton"]Who the fuck is Cap-Cap?!?!!?[/quote] [img]http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo257/Tarckwitch/Untitled-1.jpg?t=1232335725[/img]
RUSTY!!!
tepr wrote: Dance to [i]this[/i], establishment!
hipsterness has infected the entire world deep in the amazon you can witness backwards circles around messenger bags — doofo
[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote] KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863
That's amazing but I'm confused what the barcon is for. 2xSTI + Barcon = Confused.
Your bike sucks and we have a team of experts working around the clock to prove it. ~SuperVillain Easy Spoke Length Calc: http://houseof3d.com/pete/applets/wheel/appwheel.html
paired spoke on a tandem?
[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote] KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863
I can't wait to post pics of my new bike, its probably the tarckest bike straight from the factory currently in production...
Purple chain, Celeste Grips, white cranks, white wheels, white san marco seat, white/grey frame..
[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote] KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863