[quote=y]i set up all my bikes like googled pictures of rivendells[/quote]
[quote=Dr. Bold]who knows how many years of skidding in parking lots it takes to get 15 miles on your sweet fixie.[/quote]
What is really Jack Ass about that Giant is that, besides a couple of Retarded "enhancements" some douche bag made, there is a pretty race-able Bike under there....
Even if we ignore the whole aero parts on a clown bike thing, WTF is that saddle and handlebar setup? Dude bought a bike 5 sizes too large? Got 15" arms?
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Three years ago, I got angry at the mountain. I climbed it 38 times in two months. - Jure Robič
What is really Jack Ass about that Giant is that, besides a couple of mentally handicapped "enhancements" some douche bag made, there is a pretty race-able Bike under there....
yes the frame, rear wheel and seatpost are fine. Other than that what's not jackass about this bike?
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party."
Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party."
Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
Whoever created that bike is an extremely intelligent and talented mechanic.
Definitely not the safest bike, though.
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[quote=y]i set up all my bikes like googled pictures of rivendells[/quote]
[quote=Dr. Bold]who knows how many years of skidding in parking lots it takes to get 15 miles on your sweet fixie.[/quote]
[quote=y]i set up all my bikes like googled pictures of rivendells[/quote]
[quote=Dr. Bold]who knows how many years of skidding in parking lots it takes to get 15 miles on your sweet fixie.[/quote]
The kid cranks look way too long for the saddle height.
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[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote]
KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863
you know. after looking through bike forums again. we could probably transfer stright to this jackass thread, about %95 of the bikes posted in the fg/ss picture thread.
EDIT: FUCK!! it's got me so confused that i'm posting in the wrong damn bike pics thread...i need a good strong IPA.
i hsolda posted this here.
can we change the name of this thread to jackas velospace/fixed gear gallery/bikeforums fg/ss of the day?
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[quote=tarckeemoon]Did you really expect this to be handled in a mature and dignified manner? It's fucking tarckbike.[/quote]
It just looks like the kid would be kneeing him/herself in the chin with every pedal stroke.
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[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote]
KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party."
Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
[quote="mander"]Apparently only 41% of posters here are dudes I can kick it with.[/quote]
[quote="bonechilling"]SICK GRINDING, FAGGETS![/quote]
[quote="NitroPye"]That kind of entitled bullshit may fly over in pantsforum but over here its THE NO BARSPINN
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party."
Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
That one should be in the bad ass bikes thread, it rocks. I can just imagine it going around and around in endless figure 8's with two guys in clown outfits. Situationalist bike building rules!
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party."
Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party."
Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote]
KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863
i was torn between putting them in the badass & jackass thread...
i figured they needed to be shown never-the-less.
check the badass thread... i'm trying to redeem myself.
the old hags are driving me nuts today.
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EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party."
Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
On a pretty much entirely off topic note I just went for a ride and while riding up a hill a car with a bike rack on the back pulls up next to me and I hear something about a fixie. The converstaion went Him: got a new fixie? me: huh? him: got a new fixie? me: yeah him: good to see more around. What's funny though is that he said all of this in kind of a nerdy voice and put an emphasis on "fixie". Plus he was overweight and driving a car. I kinda wonder if he even owns a "fixie". Slightly more on topic i really want someone to play bike polo with.
HAHHAHAHAHAHA WTF?
Gnarshred The Barbarian and the Banhammer of DOOM
omfg hhahaha I laughed out loud hahahahaha
Ha!!! I actually work with a dude who has a Taz tattoo!!!, But not the guy in that pic.
Your bike sucks and we have a team of experts working around the clock to prove it. ~SuperVillain Easy Spoke Length Calc: http://houseof3d.com/pete/applets/wheel/appwheel.html
What's jackass about that bike?
[quote="Rusty Piton"]I wanna punch that guy in the dick.[/quote] [quote="doofo"]too bad it wasnt both arms pigeon kicker[/quote]
Oh man, that Giant makes my stomach churn.
I mean, it actually offends me.
[quote=y]i set up all my bikes like googled pictures of rivendells[/quote] [quote=Dr. Bold]who knows how many years of skidding in parking lots it takes to get 15 miles on your sweet fixie.[/quote]
That's part of the problem, I can't figure it out. It was making me cringe so I came to y'all for support.
not enough colour co-ordination, obviously
and lack of foot retention
Labels of grips aren't facing the right direction.
wth: Star Fleet Academy is still not a real thing.
What is really Jack Ass about that Giant is that, besides a couple of Retarded "enhancements" some douche bag made, there is a pretty race-able Bike under there....
it's tarck as fuck yet not tarck at all.
Even if we ignore the whole aero parts on a clown bike thing, WTF is that saddle and handlebar setup? Dude bought a bike 5 sizes too large? Got 15" arms?
Three years ago, I got angry at the mountain. I climbed it 38 times in two months. - Jure Robič
His saddle is about to take off.
That and render his penis useless.
22:19:55 ‹mailer› yeah baby get dry for me
BLASTOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your bike sucks and we have a team of experts working around the clock to prove it. ~SuperVillain Easy Spoke Length Calc: http://houseof3d.com/pete/applets/wheel/appwheel.html
yes the frame, rear wheel and seatpost are fine. Other than that what's not jackass about this bike?
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
thats pretty cool if it actually works
That thing has me spun around. I'm guessing that it's a setup for a little kid to ride along, but it just doesn't seem terribly safe too me.
That gum you like is going to come back into style.
The direct link makes me think jr might end up spinning a bit fast with huge crank arms for his leg size.
Whoever created that bike is an extremely intelligent and talented mechanic.
Definitely not the safest bike, though.
[quote=y]i set up all my bikes like googled pictures of rivendells[/quote] [quote=Dr. Bold]who knows how many years of skidding in parking lots it takes to get 15 miles on your sweet fixie.[/quote]
Not to mention the fact that the front wheel is radially laced.
That gum you like is going to come back into style.
CERTAIN DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
[quote=y]i set up all my bikes like googled pictures of rivendells[/quote] [quote=Dr. Bold]who knows how many years of skidding in parking lots it takes to get 15 miles on your sweet fixie.[/quote]
The kid cranks look way too long for the saddle height.
[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote] KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863
when i saw this i immediately wondered if the person in the back drove the front cranks and vice-versa.
i hsolda posted this here.
can we change the name of this thread to jackas velospace/fixed gear gallery/bikeforums fg/ss of the day?
[quote=tarckeemoon]Did you really expect this to be handled in a mature and dignified manner? It's fucking tarckbike.[/quote]
My guess is that really short captain tandem cranks are hard to find and he didn't want to thread a normal crank in backwards.
I think Sheldon would approve. What more do you need?
What if the crank is not strictly ideal for the 6yo kid who'll ride it? They're not going to the TdF.
Three years ago, I got angry at the mountain. I climbed it 38 times in two months. - Jure Robič
I think it's awesome.
It just looks like the kid would be kneeing him/herself in the chin with every pedal stroke.
[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote] KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863
while being strapped into clips no less... hahahah. It looks really awesome though.
Maybe some parent is trying to train a young tarckstar through forced spinning.
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
come on now
[quote="mander"]Apparently only 41% of posters here are dudes I can kick it with.[/quote] [quote="bonechilling"]SICK GRINDING, FAGGETS![/quote] [quote="NitroPye"]That kind of entitled bullshit may fly over in pantsforum but over here its THE NO BARSPINN
What? Please tell me that's not actually built...
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
That one should be in the bad ass bikes thread, it rocks. I can just imagine it going around and around in endless figure 8's with two guys in clown outfits. Situationalist bike building rules!
Oh it's very built, friend.
http://www.myatomicmass.com/projects/bi-cycle/
22:19:55 ‹mailer› yeah baby get dry for me
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
That bike is perfect for what it is.
*edit* - both of those bikes
[quote=amishtek]oh damn i thought this was a bike forum. but got damn its nothing more than a regular e-peen forum disguised as a resource for a common bike interest.[/quote] KHS Aero tarck bike for sale > http://tarckbike.com/node/14863
yep, nothing jackass about a polo bike
they could have better bars and pedals.
Yeah, those are both pretty bitching. The "ghettospoke" is awesome as all hell too.
What's with you this week, artblur? You dropped the ball. Old jewelry loving ladies driving you batshit crazy?
22:19:55 ‹mailer› yeah baby get dry for me
those two polo bikes are amazing. I lust for my polo bike to look like that.
i have to agree. those polo bike, while pretty stupid looking, are perfect for polo. outside of bike polo though? not so much.
Gnarshred The Barbarian and the Banhammer of DOOM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPTK1wwZ2gI
That actually looks really really fun. I've never played but seems like bike polo would be fun to try one one of those.
polo bikes are so awesome.
heres mine:
[size=85]1 bag of dicks[/size]
yeah, ur bike is awesome.
i was torn between putting them in the badass & jackass thread...
i figured they needed to be shown never-the-less.
check the badass thread... i'm trying to redeem myself.
the old hags are driving me nuts today.
EivlEvo said: "something gives me the idea that artblur knows how to fucking party." Pharaoh said: "Artblur. Breakdances on bikes and doesn't afraid of anything."
This is just too funny and now it's turning into a classic craigslist bitch contest.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/bik/718648437.html
On a pretty much entirely off topic note I just went for a ride and while riding up a hill a car with a bike rack on the back pulls up next to me and I hear something about a fixie. The converstaion went Him: got a new fixie? me: huh? him: got a new fixie? me: yeah him: good to see more around. What's funny though is that he said all of this in kind of a nerdy voice and put an emphasis on "fixie". Plus he was overweight and driving a car. I kinda wonder if he even owns a "fixie". Slightly more on topic i really want someone to play bike polo with.